parchmental

The state of mind one enters after a prolonged period of alcohol abstinence.

"I hear our great friend Chowny is going parchmental out there. They tell me the poor bloke has not laid eyes on a schooner for over 9 days!"

by Albert Dickfos April 21, 2019

parchie_pro

someone who bullies everyone because they have no life whatsoever

that guy is such a parchie_pro

by notjamesnicecool April 16, 2021

Parched mosquito

A person who hasn't gotten any head in a while

Mr. Mull is a parched mosquito

by Homonotfound February 21, 2023

sexually parched

When it's been so long since the last time you had sex, your genitals are all dried up.

"Dude, I'm sexually parched. My girl took the open sign down. She won't let me tap that."

by Mr. R0b0t November 21, 2019

Golly I'm Parched

A phrase to use when your thirst must be quenched by wonderful water.

Gee Golly I'm parched teacher. May I go get some water?

No, fuck off.

by Adomzz January 25, 2021

pacheck

one who eats burittos much to much.

Skit Skit pacheck

by Anthony Pacheck October 27, 2008

pachella

Most beautiful , smart but play stupid , crazy , funny and special person On earth. She loyal . She play hard is soft . She a person how say i dont care but care.
Cares about people how she loves no matter what. She can be mean but also sweet.

(Pachella )is so sweet,crazy and loyal

by Feyenoorder010 February 25, 2017