ass parade

Profoundly preferred by those in the black community, an ass parade is a large accumulation of phat bubble butts packed densely in one area. To constitute an ass parade though, hips must measure twice the size of the waist.

Tim: WOW! Look at all these girls at this party!
Bob: Its an ass parade my friend.

by Tyler2204 April 28, 2009

parading the marlin

When you cum in a girl's eye and while she's disoriented you fish hook her mouth with your index finger and drag her out of the room to show her to your buddies, hence parading her around like she was a marlin you caught.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally got in trouble for parading the marlin last night. Your girlfriend totally didn't appreciate it.

Guy 2: Why was my girlfriend there?

Guy 1: She was the marlin.

by Mr.Quackers5380 September 8, 2009

love parade

used to be huge, but nobody goes there anymore, because rave is so passé and it's not too hot too see skinny old gay guys in neon bodypaint.
the parade always leaves a gigantic trail of trash an feces the removal of which costs a lot of money.

there was this one mandy moore movie, in which she was the first daughter and wanted to go to the love parade desperately. it was hilarious, because in reality at least the people from europe know it's so dead there.

by icandoitbetter March 27, 2005

Ass Parade

While in one location, often unexpectedly, many hot girls walk past in a seeming continuous fashion. It seems like it never ends.

Guy 1: Holy Shit, man its an ass parade in here.
Guy 2: I know this is why I love our school.

I was just chilling eating lunch and suddenly an ass parade convened in front of me.

by //dcalltheway// February 20, 2011

parade of wrinkles

a crowded room full of old people.

i went to thrift town on monday and they had a parade of wrinkles going on.

by george January 20, 2005

cub parade

A group of young men, usually very handsome and often shirtless, proudly strolling in front of older womencougars

While on vacation in Vegas, the two cougars spent hours poolside enjoying the cub parade

by Reno Katscher May 24, 2009

Update Parade

1. The numerous load screens which pop-up as soon as one attempts to use a new piece of technology. They proceed to forcibly install themselves, leaving the user helpless and afraid. Leads to hopefully watching computer screens for just one more percentage point on the load bar.

Person 1: Dude! I just got a new iPod!

Person 2: Don't get too excited, you'll be waiting all day on the update parade.

by SirSpen February 19, 2011