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Owen

Owen is typically very gay and has a strong urge to seduce men. He will pull ur pants off even if you are a dude. Many times Owens will be glizzy goblins/gladiators.
“Look, Owen just devoured that hotdog!”
“Yea, he’s a glizzy goblin
“Hey did Owen just ask out Micheal?
“Yea man I think he’s gay”
by Ur sisters bestie July 11, 2020
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he is a nice guy. he plays football and baseball. he is somewhat popular at school, but all the girls adore him. he has really good looking hair and he’s super handsome. he loves hanging out with friends but puts school first. he is super smart and gets good grades.
i am so lucky to have a friend named owen
by bianca nicolette October 4, 2020
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Has a penis so microscopic, some scientists doubt of its existence. Many in the field of microtechnology use it as a unit of measurement smaller than Planck length for designing microchips.
We'll make the microcomputer circuit a diameter of 21 Owen's, or 1/484484841595998995595th of an atom.
by Yoghurt 900 January 6, 2023
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The stupidest guy on the planet. super short and is homo and says will be 6’1 but shrinks. no one loves him either
Girl: owen likes you

Girl 2: barfs
by Lolloloplookloooo October 23, 2019
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Likes saying " I love you" on your birthday and makes sure he puts it on his Snapchat story with a lot of kissing emojis
Owen likes dick
by Meximan42069 November 21, 2021
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the acctual definition of a chad. (frat guy) loves to fuck bitches and get hella money.
owen is the coolest person in the fuckung world
by whatupppppmydawgyuh September 14, 2021
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“Hey have you met that guy named Owen? I heard he’s a massive weenie”.
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