Owen

A radical gamer that can Annihilate anyone who comes in his way.

Owen can beat your moms puss.

by FortniteGamer69 January 1, 2021

Owen

The stupidest guy on the planet. super short and is homo and says will be 6’1 but shrinks. no one loves him either

Girl: owen likes you

Girl 2: barfs

by Lolloloplookloooo October 23, 2019

Owen

Owen is an amazing person and friend he will be nice to you and let you win at football.

Do you know Owen I beat him in football yesterday.

by ItsOwenO April 17, 2021

Owen

Ball gobbler.

Owen likes ballls.

by LittleCamCam3 January 17, 2021

Owen

Has a penis so microscopic, some scientists doubt of its existence. Many in the field of microtechnology use it as a unit of measurement smaller than Planck length for designing microchips.

We'll make the microcomputer circuit a diameter of 21 Owen's, or 1/484484841595998995595th of an atom.

by Yoghurt 900 January 6, 2023

Owen

Owen is typically very gay and has a strong urge to seduce men. He will pull ur pants off even if you are a dude. Many times Owens will be glizzy goblins/gladiators.

“Look, Owen just devoured that hotdog!”
“Yea, he’s a glizzy goblin”
“Hey did Owen just ask out Micheal?
“Yea man I think he’s gay”

by Ur sisters bestie July 11, 2020

Owen

The kind of man you want to own. He will always wear the shirts you give him. He is roughly 5'2 and he pulls it off so well. If you want to hug him, he will always embrace you with his beefy arms. Because he is so muscular and hunky. But Owen also has a sensitive side. He always wants to give you snuggles and butterfly kisses. His butterfly kisses make you feel like you're flying. Owen will always watch Dwegons and Leprechauns with you because it's his favorite movie. He will hold your hand when the scary man (Timmy) rides an ox.

Girl 1: can I date Owen? Hes so hot!
Girl 2: sure I don't own him... but I wish I did *blushes*

by Djmaxipad May 21, 2022