osere

Meaning sexy mudafuuka or mufasa his name came from Jesus Christ himself when he behold his sexiness he himself became blind where he then exclaimed OSERE! It is said that he has sex with over 1 million women, walked on water cured cancer. This man is just a beast he wrestles alligators for fun.He is probally in your mom's bedroom as we speak with his 10 feet willy

God damn who's that sexy man. I think his name is osere

by Ask Jesus Christ fam April 23, 2018

Oswego, IL

Pretty shit town on the suburbs of chicago. Absolutely nothing to do here, besides roach infested dairy hut, and shu's sushi. Kids are either preppy ass rich white kids who go to the prison known as oswego east, or drug addicted wannabe thugs who go to oswego high.

Hey man, im thinking of moving to Oswego, IL
Fucking dont. It sucks.

by Cullen Barker September 27, 2019

Lake Oswego

Although some say that all these definitons arent true and they show that Lake Oswego isn't that bad, it is. Those people are probably just 40 year old lo moms who want lo to look good. it sucks. Lakeridge is the only good school, Lake Oswego High School doesnt know how to party or have fun.

Anyways, LO consists of
0.6% black
4.6% asian
2.3% mexican
1.4% other
and of course, 91.1% white
99% of the moms are botoxed in more than 7 ways
.3% are botoxed in just 1
and the other are real
Lakeridge has a higher acedemic rate than LOHS, but also has more drinking and drug problems.
90% of the kids have BMW's, Jeeps, or Mercedes, the others are just super cool.

Also known as Lake BigEgo, Lake NoNegro, and the Bubble

Also similarly is West Linn but they are nothing compared to Lake Oswego

1st person (from Hillsboro "I can't believe you live in LO. Haha i bet everyone drives bmw's and wears juicy"
2nd person (from somewhere else) "shhh dont offend them."
Lake Oswego person "Nah its chill, its all true. *ring ring* there goes my phone, i have to pick my mom up from botox. love ya, tata, byeee"

by lakeoswegoissnobbyandiloveit April 2, 2011

osker

a fat cow.

guy: look, that guy is supa'fat !
girl: yeeeeah, he's a total OSKER.

by lifeonthemurderscene January 2, 2009

Lake Oswego

The most stuck up, rich person "town" in the Portland area. Crimes in this town usually involve stuck up, bratty, spoiled kids not getting what they want. The "lake" is a dammed up creek with un-lake like color and odor. Say 1 thing wrong in this town and everyone knows in 20 minutes.

The only actual "cool" people are not native Lake Oswegians.

Lake Oswego is divided into 2 sides, the Lake Oswego Lakers, and Lakeridge. The only difference between the 2 is that Lake Oswego Lakers is not parent controlled, and they can actually play sports.

Jane: I just fired my dog's masseuse because he wasn't doing a good enough job massaging out her stressed out muscles
Jill: Oh i totally have been in that situation before. Here, I'll give you a good one that has been working with my little Pomeranian for years.
Jane: Oh ok. Is it in Lake Oswego?
Jill: Of course! No one does masseusing like John.

by HEYHEYHEYHEYHEY WHAT?!?! hi. December 4, 2010

ower

Someone who hasn't paid their debts. Someone who owes you something.

Hey Faz, you're such an ower. Pay your debts bro!

by the_bai June 7, 2016

osterczy

a sexy rambuctious beast who can be found admiring himself often.

Samuel: I am so awesome.Hear me roar!
flips hair
Sophie: DAMN. You is such an osterczy.

by Ms. Anastasia June 15, 2008