Onlineaphobes

People that feel and think everyone they meet online is out to get them, and/or are things and people there not, and believe there out to get them, even knowing they could be talking to a real actual person or not, and believe in things that are not true.

John: My name is John doe and I live in the same town as you.

Sara: But I never met you before, and believe you to be an old man or something despite that you have pictures, and all other personal information showing your not, but I still think your not who you claim to be.

John: But you sound like one those Onlineaphobes, clearly you see I'm not some 40 year old guy I'm 18!

by zane2012 October 7, 2010

Online Shopping

Going to the sites of your favourite stores and buying things you want, or just browsing to see what you could buy next time you visit said store.

I was online shopping for some manga and band merch.

by HoboMaddy March 27, 2015

Olive Muncher

A chick that spends an equal or an inordinate amount of time orally copulating, sucking and gingerly lipping a dude's balls and ball sack whilst performing head.

I love getting head from the new girl in marketing. She's a real olive muncher.

by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2016

Onlinezoned

When someone is online and still they do not reply to your text

Pheebs was online and still she did not reply to my text, I guess she onlinezoned me.

by Vicky10 September 22, 2019

Olliver

The coolest, funniest, sweetest guy in the world. If you ever meet an Olliver, consider yourself the luckiest person in the world.

‘Awh man, I’ve got butterflies thinking about this guy.’

‘You must have met an Olliver.’

by Earthyrainbowdeath November 27, 2021

stayin online tonight

your not going to be doing anything tonight(partys, chillin with friends), hence you will be online.

TBAMA: hey man you tryin to chill tonight?

Stoney: Nah man, im stayin online tonight

by jaystoney July 15, 2010

naruto online squid

an online squid is a person who plays online games in the cheapest way possible, they use tactics such as doing the same moves over and over again or staying in one place for the entire session of a game, the online squid is also known for quitting a game just as they are about to loose

that naruto online squid just stood in one place the entire game and through shit at me, what a fucking squid

by joka zen December 29, 2010