key (ones) car

verb, to scratch the paintjob surface of a car.

I had my car out of storage for just 3 days, and some dickless piece of shit had the nerve to key (ones) car.

by nick_g July 6, 2010

Onesia

A beneficial person to others

Onesia is beneficial to others around her

by Joy joy13 April 18, 2018

Fr-onstar

The service friends provide when you are experiencing problems with your car - either it's broken down or you otherwise can't access it.

Matt lost his keys while at the beach, so he called Fr-onstar, and Jay brought him his extra set.

by Patma January 15, 2008

Combat Onesie

The act of someone in the military taking a piss. In the Military they tend to add the word combat in front of everything.

Man, I just had three sodas. Now I really have to take a combat onesie

by RoyVA6 January 30, 2009

the good times and the bad ones

an amaizing album by why don’t we (hottest and best people on the face of the earth!) self produced and written. anyway go stream it (if its out yet) and enjoy the rest of your life, thanks. 🥰

Nina: have you heard why don’t we’s new album “the good times and the bad ones”?
Danél: YES! I love Zach!
Nina: ayeeeee! I love Daniel!

by ninajoubert November 17, 2020

A Pickle for the Knowing Ones

A batshit insane book written by Timothy Dexter that is filled with political rants, complaints about his wife, and the most fucking beautiful spelling ever. There were complaints about the lack of punctuation so in the second edition, Timothy Dexter put and extra page in the back filled with punctuation and a note saying stick them wherever you want.

“I just read A Pickle for the Knowing Ones”

by Lluma June 9, 2021

The Indecent Ones

The Indecent Ones, other wise know as TIO are a group of several people who talk, think or act indcently. The conversations they have can be disturbing to other people.

"Oh golly one is so indecent!"

"Gosh one is!"

"Were The Indecent Ones"

"That is awfully Indecent"

Obviously they are amazing.

by Raah January 9, 2009