no-one

Synonym of nobody; the jerk responsible of all the world's mistakes. See noone.

I've just found the office microwave completely fucked-up. Who did it? No-one did; since this is shit no-one cares about.

by manigordo May 1, 2008

one-one

The first episode of the first season of a show (season one, episode one). The first level in a game with multiple worlds (world one, level one).

I don't want to start in the middle, show me one-one.

by PhillyHippy September 24, 2019

Ones

A form of fighting. To throw down the ones is to fight weaponless, one on one. ones must be called by one party or the other, and there has to be a good reason, shit talk etc. A person cannot call ones because someone else called ones on somone else.

"I call ones!"
"Wanna throw down the ones?"

by blackened April 17, 2004

Onned

If you "on" something like a computer, then you switch it on, but you're a chav.

1. I haven't onned my computer yet.

2. He onned me but forgot his condom, so I had to let him get me pregnant.

by PuvoGuru July 23, 2009

Oning

Oning means where you are talking about someone

"The girl you was oninging about"

by 1705Sassy May 8, 2018

And one

What somebody says in basketball when they get hit when they shoot a basketball.

Person 1: (gets hit in the face and shoots a basket) And one!!!!

by Subscribe to BV CLIPS April 18, 2019

these ones

A hand gesture that requires the arm to be raised to approximately head height, the three middle fingers pointing inward and the pinky finger and thumb outstreched. The hand is then quickly and repeatedly twisted from side to side. Usually seen being used on pathetic Vietnamese dancefloors by overly enthusiastic red headed losers who think the DJ's lame techno re-mix of volare, followed by 'let's get loud' by J-Lo (for the 3rd time in an hour) actually warrants the aforementioned dancefloor being labelled the "best dancefloor ever!!" The act of giving 'these ones' will be frowned upon by all except stocky quiff haired wank-a-holics who are too intoxicated to realise that the dancefloor in question would actually be less lame if the DJ spun a Nicki Webster mega-mix.

Pete - "Man, that was the best dancefloor ever! I was high fiving the DJ, and giving him these ones!" (Pete then demonstrates the act of giving 'these ones')

by Chris April 13, 2005