PAD-J

/pad, jā/

pronounced "Pad-Jay".

noun: PAD-J; plural noun: PAD-Js

1.
a person who introduces and plays recorded popular music while performing over the music with a PAD instrument such as an MPC, MASCHINE, Push, Launchpad or other pad-oriented instrument.
2.
A modern DJ that actually does something. i.e. A DJ with actual musical skill.
"Thank god we had a PAD-J at that party not a DJ!"
"The PAD-J was tearing it up last night!"
"I'll bet that PAD-J has no problem with foreplay"
by Music History Professor May 01, 2018
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Blast Pad

An apartment or separate room in a house that only has a mattress on the ground specifically for the purpose of sex (blasting). The room can also include a stereo for music or to muffle the noise. Combination of the verb Blast and the Noun Pad.
Ya my old lady was home so I had to take my new girl to the blast pad to get busy
by The Tallest Viking August 17, 2010
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lilly pad

a proper lilly pad is a chunk of fecal matter floating on a paper towel in the toilet. the creator of the lilly pad must first lay down a paper towel, then proceed to shit on it. if the shit comes out too fast, the shitter risks sinking the lilly pad so proper care is required.
I went into my ex-girlfriends hair salon and let massive lilly pad floating in her toilet.
by Adam "spankum" April 22, 2008
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Twat pad

"lisa me ovaries are dribbling down me leg, pass us a twat pad"
by DJFKM October 10, 2008
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pussy pad

a rolled-up towel that someone uses when they are in the weight room because they complain their back hurts
that kid is using a pussy pad
by danny December 15, 2003
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padding squad

it's the bad bitch clique. you have park jimin, taemin, kai, sungwoon, timoteo, and others. you have the idol with the fattest ass in there as well as the one with the flattest, diversity. also, all of these motherfuckers can dance for some reason. 3 of them being the best dancers in korea.
#PADDING SQUAD: everybody wanna be us, on top of the industry
by jiminism February 10, 2020
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Eye Pad

An absorbent cloth or sponge, used for dabbing tears away as a result of crying about not having an iPad.
The hipster's shirt would normally have been soaked after sobbing for hours about not having an iPad. Luckily, his Eye Pad was close by and kept his shirt dry.
by DKWSea August 09, 2012
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