When you're playing games/texting while taking a dump and you inadvertently cut off the circulation to your legs, causing your legs to fall asleep.
Dude, yesterday I was taking a dump and I played pacman for so long that I got the worst case of iPhone legs ever!
by a1kiko08 April 11, 2010
A condition suffered by camp/gay men who walk very flamboyantly. The sufferer's leg is sore all the time due to the way they walk, and they may need physiotherapy to treat it.
Featured in a joke in Alan Carr: Spexy Beast.
Featured in a joke in Alan Carr: Spexy Beast.
by Gailo May 26, 2014
an old-timey or folksy way to refer to an injured or maimed lower extremity, usually as an excuse for not completing or participating in an activity
"Hey Paladia, wanna come out to the bop and show off your mad old school hiphop skillz?"
"Sorry Ender, I can't go dancing now. Ever since that boating accident I've got this bum leg..."
"That Aatif is such an asshole! Why doesn't he offer to help me carry the tequila bottles home?"
"Jane, you ignorant slut! It's not his fault he has a bum leg."
"Sorry Ender, I can't go dancing now. Ever since that boating accident I've got this bum leg..."
"That Aatif is such an asshole! Why doesn't he offer to help me carry the tequila bottles home?"
"Jane, you ignorant slut! It's not his fault he has a bum leg."
by Twigler27 January 26, 2012
by Pato_88 February 09, 2009
(Adj.) affected appendage that takes on a rubbery, floppy appearance similar to the popular childhood cartoon, Gumby, upon a brutal impact.
by LegalizeGob October 05, 2013
by DemLegs February 23, 2017
Mary: Hey Sue, check out Joe, he looks different.
Sue: That's because he has leg room in those pants. You can't see the bulge from his enormous penis.
Mary: I pefer his skinny jeans
Sue: That's because he has leg room in those pants. You can't see the bulge from his enormous penis.
Mary: I pefer his skinny jeans
by Hardoneous Maximus May 19, 2011