COVID menu

A non-reusable restaurant menu, usually paper, with an abbreviated list of menu items compared to their typical offering, implemented due to operational changes brought about by COVID-19.

Corey: "Let's eat someplace else. All they've got here is a COVID menu, and none of my favorite items are on it." Jessa: "Shut up and pick something. You should consider yourself lucky to be able to dine in at all."

by John30041 June 20, 2020

affectionate-gesture menu

Ya want HUGZ, KISSIZ, SNUGGLEZ, CUDDLEZ, or NUZZLEZ? :D

An easy and totally-satisfying-for-both-parties response for a fluffy little number to give if a huge mushy-hearted guy smilingly offers her an affectionate-gesture menu would be, "Just cradle me in yer lap and nestle yer ear against my cheek."

by QuacksO December 28, 2024

Roswell Menu

When a dog cums in your mouth

Stacey practically lives on Roswell Menus these days

by Dede Megapoopoo August 11, 2020

No need to order all the burgers on the menu

There is no need to give an extended explanation, a yes or no reply is sufficient.

No need to order all the burgers on the menu, I don't actually care just let me know which one you'd chose girl.

by Aero_1223 September 28, 2023

Club Menu

it's everything that keeps you up until the party's end

— I am just not sure if I will go clubbing tonight – because of the flight tomorrow...
— Yeah, i remember it. But researching needs no "club menu"

by verykk December 13, 2019

Menu Detector

Menu detector is an object that is used to detect menus. It can be food menus, drink menus, or any other menus. This word is accidentally invented by a highly retarded kid during english language class.

Mr. Brian likes to use menu detector during weddings.

by ilikeyoungboys April 13, 2023

Makeke Menu

A typical saying of a porquitchona to express frustation. Also a menu that includes a Kebab.

A:Damn, this case is really hard. Makeke menu!

B: I'll have a makeke menu, a wrap and a diet coke please. I'm not that hungry today.

by TheAlmightL2 July 14, 2018