plucking the gander

1. colloquial phrase
2. Plucking the feathers off a male goose

Man, I was really plucking the gander all day today. I went to the grocery store and got an apple.

by germangarfield February 20, 2025

plucking

where you yeet youyr ball hair off of your sack

i am plucking my dog

by dragon geraldy April 30, 2025

Plucking the turkey

Shaving one's scrotum.

Conversation in the locker room after sports -

Bill: Hey Bob, nice job plucking the turkey!

Bob: Thanks Bill, it's a relief to know that the reason you are staring at my hairy beanbag with a raging hard-on is simply a platonic admiration for my skills with a straight razor!

by antron76 October 1, 2012

flying on plucked feathers

Relying on someone else to do something for you after screwing them over.

Azure: Can you ask Sapphire to pour us some coffee?
Cobalt: But you drank her coffee yesterday.
Azure: And I want some today.
Cobalt: You're flying on plucked feathers, mate.

by Blues and Dumbness October 16, 2025

pluck

a pluck is the same thing as a feen or a person who smokes non-stop or even a person who feens over weed , black and milds , cigarettes or anything that contains smoke.

sarah smokes 5 black and milds a day she is plucked out.

by anonymouslyqoutes April 8, 2021

corn plucking

A corn cernal that is removed from a erected peni after butt sex has occured if still confused look to the definition of tomato skinning

You can tell he and his boi friend are corn pluckers.

Dude bro last night we had a hell of a time corn plucking

by Mr. pluckins May 10, 2017

pluck her

When you take your flaming pork sword and give a girl a vagina rumbling of a lifetime

Are you hangin with your girl tonight? Yeh imma pluck her!!!!

by frooty tooty in the booty December 28, 2013