loan shark

A shady loan dealer, gives out loans at huge interest rates

I had to get a loan from that loan shark for my new car, but I can't pay him back

by Jonneh July 19, 2004

loan officer

a guy who gets frequently turned down for dates, then watches the girl hit it off with a more popular guy

"Damn, lost another loan to Ditech!"

by Alex March 28, 2003

loan shark

shady cahracter, normally small with weasly features who employs large henchmen. Usually ritually beaten at school, they loan money to people in dire need (who cannot raise funds through legitimate means), charging 'cricket score' interest rates with the threat of injury if a payment is missed.

"Ow, that hurt! I promise to pay the loan shark next week, sir"

by Rob July 20, 2004

mai-loan

Smoking beautiful woman who is likely vietnamese but grew up in Germany and also lived in the US. This background gives a Mai-Loan the ability to swear at you in many different languages the scariest of which is German. A Mai-Loan is likely to be one of the most interesting people you will meet if you get the opportunity.

After Mai-Loan yelled at the Neo-Nazi she got a round of applause then kissed the cutest girl in the bar.

by Amraspalantirthehighelven August 24, 2017

loan shark

a party that charges rediculously high interest rates in return for financing short-term, high-risk loans. historically a member of organized crime, these days it's likely a "pay day loan" business.

i needed a quick $300 so i took out a pay day loan. those loan sharks charged me 782% interest

by pizza July 18, 2004

bro loan

an interest-free loan between bros, short-term and usually for a small or medium-sized amount.

Friend 1: Dude I need a bro loan, I'm taking out this hottie tonight and I'm fuckin' broke.
Friend 2: You suck with money. Show me a picture.......alright, yeah she's hot. Fine, I'll spot you a couple friendjamins.

by txmtx February 19, 2011

slinging loans

to sell loans like mad. To be a loan hussler. The ability to sell loans with ease.

today I was so busy slinging loans that i forgot to call you back.

by Andre January 28, 2005