The Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend is a job a boy or man plays to make sure the newly broken up with girl isn't talked into having any sort of sexual interaction with a person she will regret it with during the " Broken Heart " phase of after breaking up with someone. Or even breaking up with someone she really cares about during an already fragile phase.
" Why aren't you mad or sad? I just broke up with you?? " " Don't you see? I'm being a PEB - Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend. To make sure no one gets to you and you don't have to breakup with someone who you care about. "
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911 Operater: Ma'am what's a Car Purpose, do you mean a CAR ACCIDENT?
Katherine: No I hit that bitch's car on purpose
911 operate: How's car? How did you hit?
Katherine: My boss Dave that s.o.b didn't give me a raise or a promotion. I deserved a raise dammit and a motherfuckin'
promotion. But do you who didn't think so?
911 operator: Dave?
Katherine: That's right DAVE!
911 Operater: Ma'am what's a Car Purpose, do you mean a CAR ACCIDENT?
Katherine: No I hit that bitch's car on purpose
911 operate: How's car? How did you hit?
Katherine: My boss Dave that s.o.b didn't give me a raise or a promotion. I deserved a raise dammit and a motherfuckin'
promotion. But do you who didn't think so?
911 operator: Dave?
Katherine: That's right DAVE!
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