Olympic

Epic, unprecedented, fantastic, awe-inspiring, with fanfare. Usually refers to an admirable action, but can also describe anything visually, technically or demonstratively notable or outstanding.

His ability to projectile vomit into the intended receptacle was Olympic.

She strode in 6" Louboutins on the craggy cobblestones of the Meat Packing District in Olympic fashion.

by Webdebnyc January 21, 2013

olympic torch

A person rolls up two blunts or more but proceeds to smoke them individually. Once you are finished smoking the first blunt you light the following blunt with the roach of the previous blunt, thus looking like you are handing off an olympic torch.

dude are we going to the olympics tonight?
yeah dude im so handing off the olympic torch first!

by kaffman November 6, 2009

whack-off olympics

When more than one males (excluding females) compete in games concerning the ejaculation of semen. No female spectators are allowed at these events.

David Marcus was disqualified from the wack-off olympics for using performance enhancing drugs. However, he got gold in the smallest penis event.

by David Marcus October 27, 2004

special olympics hopeful

an insult; one who can only hope of being in the special olympics.

Matt's another special olympics hopeful.

by Peter April 16, 2004

Chinese Olympics

The biggest gong show in the word.

"We got the Chinese Olympics. Our country #1 but also has poor literacy and poverty rates"

"We waste money on chinese olympic buildings, please donate for earthquake cause"

by YaoLi October 16, 2008

Olympic Flame

People who upon checking into a hotel with others remain in their rooms instead of socializing. Used by airline crew to describe those who don't go out.

Also see: slam-clicker

They're like the Olympic Flame...they never go out.

by zorrobubba August 16, 2009

Olympic Narcolepsy

The sensation you get that you will abruptly fall asleep at any moment during the day due to trying to watch as much of the Olympics as you can the night prior, causing you to stay up way too late. A seasonal disorder, occuring in winter or summer only, and is of brief duration (around 2 weeks), and usually occurs in even numbered years. VCR, TiVO or other recording device is the only known remedy.

Jim: "Boy, look at John. He is drooling all over his spreadsheets and computer and he even had 3 cups of coffee. What do you think is wrong with him?"

Jane: "I don't know, but I think he may have Olympic Narcolepsy trying to see the Jamaican bobsled team medal. It was the last event last night."

by PainDoc February 17, 2010