Captain Obvious

A person who states the evident to the exasperation of others.

You stub your toe on a coffee table and shriek in pain.

Captain Obvious says, "Dude, did that hurt?"

You Reply: "Duh! Captain Obvious!"

by Ms. Jenkins July 4, 2007

obviouslut

When someone is either:
A) obviously a slut.
or B) when people are obviously acting like sluts.

In response to "Dude, look at that nasty ass!" you would say "Obviouslut..."
OR
"You know that skank (name here), yah she's obviouslut!"

by Ace86 and D Dot May 24, 2004

obviously gay

an obviously gay son of a fucking bitch.

Dude alright, so i was balls deep in this little man right, and like i'm about to blow my load in his butt and he turns around and grabs my nuts and im like dude you are obviously gay, fool.

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 26, 2005

caption obvious

A man with super power to state the obvious.

Thank you Caption Obvious to state the obvious, now SHUT UP!

by Caption Obvious April 20, 2015

Obvious Distraction

An object that is not really there that you want your freinds(OR FOE) to look at.

Could range to you wanting them to look away so you can do something that you dont want them to see. also you could be trying to Ditch them.

Replaces lame ditching tehniques like ."hey look a dead bird(while pointing up).

Lenny: Hey look, an Obvious Distraction!

Random Guy: OMG, were!!!??!. (looks)

Lenny: Swipes Random Guys lunch and runs.

by Pimpmaster General. March 1, 2010

Odious

The leetest online game ever. Made for the community and perfect. The user decides what the game is like. Currently in extreme development, but getting near the end.

Dude, let's go play some more Odious and pwn some n00bz0rz! PKer FTW!

by Josh Schmille November 28, 2005

Obviouslylessficnicity

To have great awareness and being able to see the obvious.

My obviouslylessficnicity is greater than your obviouslylessficnicity.

by Andrew December 16, 2003