Nubsauce

Somebody who is such a noob that their lameness oozes from them like a bowl of spaghetti with too much marinara sauce.

"I totally just owned that kid in DDR!"
"Dude, you are such a Nubsauce."

by B1GR3D June 6, 2009

Muslim Nutsack

When you apply your bare nut sack to the top of a table then have someone proceed to take a massive stomp right onto your nuts having them explode into many wet chunks of sperm

Shut up before I give you a Muslim nutsack

by Antwan Guzzels November 30, 2018

Poster Nutbag

Fictious character created by Trey Anastasio in the Jam Band Phish.

Poster Nutbag, the evil cat, stared down Harpua. . .AND THE COMET SLAMS INTO JUPITER. . .(crowd goes wild)

by Barbara Donelan May 14, 2004

nussack

Nussack.. scrotus, scrotum testicular area, sometimes referred to as “balls,” “the boys,” “the rocks,” endless terminology.. commonly used when you’re in such immense pain from being kicked in the Nadz that you cannot clearly annunciate the “T” sound in the word nutsack.

Alternative meaning: A person who does not competently understand the reasoning behind having stretched wheels and tires on a fat truck.

*One friend throws flying hammer fist into other friend’s nussack*

injured friend- F#$K Nik! You got me right in the nussack!

by Rawboiiiiyeahhhh May 21, 2018

nitsan

1: hebrew for: bud (small unopened flower).
2: the flower of a weed plant.
3: an israeli name.

1: it's spring time and the nitsans are growing.
2: dude, role the nitsan.
3: hey, nitsan, wassup?

by nitsan s December 18, 2006

nutface

Male person who displays crazy properties. Regularly engaging in activities such as drunken debauchery, peeing in public, streaking in public parks, smashing his dick with beer bottles, climbing high public buildings, making out with strangers in public, tiger sharking beers, jumping off bridges into public lakes, and displays an above average athletic and scholastic ability despite living a lifestyle that reflects the morals and values of an average disabled homeless man.

Person 1: Did you see Nutface lay that kid out at the football game last saturday night.
Person 2: Yea, and I heard he was so hung over he puked after pre game warm ups, and after the game he pooped in a trash can.

by The original Nutface April 15, 2013

nutcake

someone that is crazy, insane, stupid, irrational, etc - combination of words nut & fruitcake

age is turning my father into a nutcake

by rscott June 16, 2007