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cuck-nundrum

When, while in the process of wiping your anus, you get poo on your fingers. Now it has to be decided whether you pull up your pants with shit-fingers, or you penguin walk to the sink, pants around ankles, to wash your hands first.
This excessive diarrhea made me get shit all over my hands. I'm in a public restroom, and need to wash off my hands, but I don't want to walk out there with my pants around my ankles. Jeez...this is quite a cuck-nundrum!
by alxorange December 9, 2009
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Nuter

When you get hit in the testicles so hard, that you think they fell off
Oh god! I think you just nutered me!
by ChickenMcPumpkin November 26, 2014
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Bro-nner

When your bro-in out whith the bros and your having so much fun you become aroused.
Bro 1- "yo bro, can you grab me another nattie light, i got a bro-nner and i dont want anyone to see."

Bro 2- "no problem dude, happens everytime i play gamecube."
by bromandudechill February 2, 2009
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Nuderstand

The act of text-messaging someone nude photographs in an attempt to distract them from the fact that you do not actually care about what they are trying to explain to you. This action is an honest attempt at providing comfort in a form unrelated to resolving the problem at hand. It is a clear form of manipulative sexting.
Chelsea had no choice but to nuderstand when her boyfriend spent 3 hours complaining about his physics professor; she could not take it anymore.
by gunshi the great December 4, 2014
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Numerology

The art of the Matrix. Numbers just don’t lie.

Numerology is the only “conspiracy” that has evidence which is HISTORY… you have to look at the numbers and add it up.

You can figure out what number you are if you add every digit of your birthday… For example, 5/11/2002 you would do 5+1+1+2+0+0+2=11.

And that 11 leads me on to master numbers which are 11,22,33. These people are special.
Numerology is the truth of the matrix
by A real thorough nigga October 25, 2022
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Nigel C. Nuberton

the name of the "admissions officer" who rejected Gavin from Brown University. Very hilarious.
"Dear Gavin:
You are not that good. Certainly not Brown material. noobass.
We Out,
Nigel C. Nuberton
by Mark Zakhary May 19, 2004
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Po-niners

1) Pigs, bacon, cops, po-po, cozzers, 5-0, Police
Given to me by Bridget Sled.
by REV. Smitty February 23, 2005
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