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Nostril Cream Pie

A nostril cream pie occurs at the end/conclusion of a blowjob when a guy pulls his dick out of a girls mouth just before he cums and jams it up to or in (depending on size of dick and her nostrils) one of her nostrils and blows his whole load up her nose.
Dude, she was so pissed when I gave her a gnarly nostril cream pie!!!

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by Eskorpija May 21, 2016
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nostril flaring

The act of someone with a fat nose (preferably black) flaring their nostrils to stretch a girls pussy out.
Dude I just got done nostril flaring my moms 2nd cousin.
by wenis____ March 24, 2024
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Nostril Projection

The act of blowing something out of your nose so hard, your soul leaves your body through your nose along with boogers, snot, blood or anything else that comes out at a high-velocity. Things that come out of your nose at a high-velocity are also known themselves as nostril projections.
"Dude, I just went from snot rocket to a full-on nostril projection! Wait, is that my body down there on the ground? And why did my booger break the window?"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023
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Donkey’s Nostril

A euphamism for a front or back bottom that is adorned with hairs that grow not only around the entrance but also inside the orifice itself.
Phillip was intrigued by the Donkey’s Nostril that had presented itself to him, and immediately undertook a thorough inspection using part of his body.
by Vizzage May 27, 2023
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Double Nostriling

When one fancies a bump and they don't have any coke, so they snort two micro machines (tiny matchbox cars) up each nostril, then proceeds to snot rocket them out into the backyard in a bloody mess.
Dude, he is totally Double Nostriling those cars. Far out man!
by Etrenis February 20, 2009
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nostrilize

The act of adding nostrils to a creature/object.
Person 1: Have you finished sculpting the statue yet?
Person 2: One second I just have to nostrilize it.
by moonarm September 4, 2020
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