by Kie*Duncan April 19, 2009

A highschool gym teacher that coaches Freshman Football and JV Baseball.
A Coach Norris is famous for quotes such as, "Freshman Football!", "K O R", "PUNT!", "You are actually retarded", and "Reyes, you running looks like old people having sex"
A Coach Norris will never age because he is Coach Norris
A Coach Norris is famous for quotes such as, "Freshman Football!", "K O R", "PUNT!", "You are actually retarded", and "Reyes, you running looks like old people having sex"
A Coach Norris will never age because he is Coach Norris
by W-L<333333 November 29, 2011

After receiving fellatio, finish off by cumming in the bitch's eye which intentionally blinds her as you unexpectantly and swiftly give her a roundhouse kick to the head.
by Carlos Ray October 29, 2011

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 23, 2003

by Those are the fax March 1, 2009

A sexual Act involving penetration of a Women's ass with a cowboy boot whilst assuring her that you are wearing protection, you splooge on the Vagina, tits, and face, afterwords, exploding inside of her.
I gave M. LIB the old Chuck Norris last night because she refused to make me food.
Alt. Ex. Roofus gave Kiyesha the Chuck Norris after she tried to talk back to him, thus making her ass two times too big.
Alt. Ex. Roofus gave Kiyesha the Chuck Norris after she tried to talk back to him, thus making her ass two times too big.
by Dr. Cornwalice April 20, 2008

by Crotchhoppin June 15, 2010
