Blue Noose

An overused google pic used for edgy people that want attention

Yo that guy is so gay he needs to get a blue noose

by AkiseAru March 03, 2018

need a noose

Bro, you good?

“I need a noose.”
“What you need is a good friend you can talk to.”

by I put the fun in funeral September 24, 2020

noose neck

A term used for a man who has a lot of kids and wears the same clothes a lot.

Girl: Deryl’s baby momma says he never takes care of his kids… and why is he always wearing those same pair of jeans?
Girl 2: Girl, he is such a noose neck.

by Red Bull Slushie February 01, 2023

Noose

NOOSE - National Office of Security Enforcement. The swat team from the video game GTA 5.

I hate noose so much. They always get in my way when I’m doing missions.

by Nelson16hockey December 17, 2020

Noose

Noose also known as Slip knot, hang mans rope, etc

I’m going to tie a noose around my neck

by Cyclone_Sav April 21, 2021

Noose

A broke mans tie, got no normal ties? No problem! Get yourself some rope and make an 8 and take the ends to wrap the 8 a couple times (about 5 or so is good) and then take that, tie it through the top of the 8 and pull, boom! A tie! (Don't test the strength of it on the side of a bridge)

Broke person: I need a tie, but I don't got no tie! *Sees rope* idea! *Proceeds to tie a noose* and they say I'm a retard!

by That random brit July 29, 2023

Elephant Noose

a man with a large enough schlong to choke an elephant, a baby elephant, but an elephant none the less.

"why is that girl in a wheelchair?"
"she had sex with elephant noose"

by timbo slice May 21, 2013