Noose

A broke mans tie, got no normal ties? No problem! Get yourself some rope and make an 8 and take the ends to wrap the 8 a couple times (about 5 or so is good) and then take that, tie it through the top of the 8 and pull, boom! A tie! (Don't test the strength of it on the side of a bridge)

Broke person: I need a tie, but I don't got no tie! *Sees rope* idea! *Proceeds to tie a noose* and they say I'm a retard!

by That random brit July 28, 2023

Noose in a bucket

Don't get your noose in a bucket

Barbara....cool the fuck off. Don't get your noose in a bucket. I will be back.

by Sally from the valley December 5, 2021

cuck cuck noose

A game played by someone who continues a pattern of getting cucked. Only to get so shocked they want to die. Only to repeat the cycle, as it is a very addictive game.

Bitch if you play cuck cuck noose dont go trying to give any damned advice!

by Dustie567 July 12, 2022

Major Noose

Another name for a "Good Luck Chuck." That is to say, a person who breaks up with a person, and that person's next relationship ends in marriage.

Wow, Jason sure is a Major Noose. Every time he breaks up with a girl, she gets married on her next relationship.

by Wxllco July 16, 2022

Noosed

When a guy keeps stringing you on telling you he wants to see you and stands you up aka leaving you hanging while he spends time with with other people.

Wow, girl you really thought huh? It was so perfect and he still noosed you.

by AugustGrey July 29, 2022

Noose Music

Sad music meant to induce a feeling of depression typically for when people commit suicide

A: Do you listen to Duster?
B: nah Bro thats Noose Music

by Aza0405 June 17, 2022

The Olympic Noose

Five individuals hanging themselves simultaneously resembling the Olympic rings

Come to the party man, we're one short for the Olympic Noose

by Far din November 12, 2022