onE

bye, one love

late dog, one.

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

Onned

If you "on" something like a computer, then you switch it on, but you're a chav.

1. I haven't onned my computer yet.

2. He onned me but forgot his condom, so I had to let him get me pregnant.

by PuvoGuru July 23, 2009

Oning

Oning means where you are talking about someone

"The girl you was oninging about"

by 1705Sassy May 8, 2018

And one

What somebody says in basketball when they get hit when they shoot a basketball.

Person 1: (gets hit in the face and shoots a basket) And one!!!!

by Subscribe to BV CLIPS April 18, 2019

these ones

A hand gesture that requires the arm to be raised to approximately head height, the three middle fingers pointing inward and the pinky finger and thumb outstreched. The hand is then quickly and repeatedly twisted from side to side. Usually seen being used on pathetic Vietnamese dancefloors by overly enthusiastic red headed losers who think the DJ's lame techno re-mix of volare, followed by 'let's get loud' by J-Lo (for the 3rd time in an hour) actually warrants the aforementioned dancefloor being labelled the "best dancefloor ever!!" The act of giving 'these ones' will be frowned upon by all except stocky quiff haired wank-a-holics who are too intoxicated to realise that the dancefloor in question would actually be less lame if the DJ spun a Nicki Webster mega-mix.

Pete - "Man, that was the best dancefloor ever! I was high fiving the DJ, and giving him these ones!" (Pete then demonstrates the act of giving 'these ones')

by Chris April 13, 2005

the one

"in witchcraft mythology, the person who controls reality."

The one is deciding the world to end in 2012.

by coMMAnder_drew July 5, 2012

Ons

One night stand

Last night I had an ons.

by Queens Inspire Kings June 27, 2016