An ancient myth. A man who knows no bounds to his power nor knowledge and only knows how to utilize all of his wisdom and strength into manifesting lotion and controlling it to make or do whatever he wishes
by 🧴 Lotion Man 🧴 January 31, 2021

by Throat lotion October 7, 2021

by James Ash June 24, 2004

Anything that would normally be found in a girls bathroom cabinet, but coloured in black or silver so it appears more manly.
"I'm going to tho store to buy some steak."
"Whatever man, you're restocking on your Lotions and Potions for your skin and hair."
"I'm going to tho store to buy some steak."
"Whatever man, you're restocking on your Lotions and Potions for your skin and hair."
by Shaved_Deer March 14, 2012

"I gave her a Moldovan Back Lotion last night."
"He gave me a Moldovan Back Lotion last night. I tried to ask what the hell he was doing, but all he said was, 'CH!'"
"He gave me a Moldovan Back Lotion last night. I tried to ask what the hell he was doing, but all he said was, 'CH!'"
by donthavesexwithmoldovans September 5, 2012

by Dee Lac December 10, 2013

That Sandy Toksvig's a right lotion lady. you can tell by her penchant for wearing ties and ill-fitting men;s suits.
by Van Baggins November 11, 2004
