nice boat

1. (noun) delightful or pleasing floating vessel used for transportation across water
2. (noun) exceptionally violent or gruesome act, usually stated in response to witnessing something of this nature
3. (verb) to censor something considered excessively violent, usually by replacing it with peaceful images such as nice boats

The origin of this term comes from the censorship of the last episode of the animated Japanese television show "School Days". The last episode contained scenes depicting extreme violence similar to a recent murder in Japan where a teenage girl killed her father with an axe. To avoid association with the murder, many networks canceled the episode and played peaceful images instead, one of which was of a boat. This caused outrage amongst fans of the show.

1. We'll be traveling in a nice boat to get across the lake.
2. The knife went right into him! Nice boat.
3. The last episode of School Days was nice boat'd.

by PandaTeddy November 28, 2009

Have a nice life.

It basically means goodbye forever. If you say this to another individual, you are telling them, from now on, from this moment on, you couldn't care less what happens to them, as long as you never see, or hear from them again. You are banishing them from your circle of loved ones and friends, from your life. It is almost always justified/warranted.

"Don't worry about responding to this. I just wanted you to know how I felt. Have a nice life."

by BlueMoon1 August 16, 2021

that's nice

A common response to a comment which you find uninteresting, boring, or you are just downright not in the right mood to care about.

Person 1: Dude, I just did a quadruple backflip on my unicycle!
Person 2: That's nice.

Person 1: Hey man, I asked out this chick, and she rejected me.
Person 2: That's nice.

by boogerh7 January 25, 2011

Nice Guy Syndrome

A condition where a guy feels he is entitled to dating a girl simply because he has been her friend and let her cry on her shoulder about the jerks. When she is not attracted to him, he choses to blame it on the fact that he has been a "nice guy" and she only wants to date jerks. Really, not the mentality of a guy who is actually nice, because one should not be kind in the hopes of getting a girl and simply be kind for the sake of being kind. Any guy who tries to guilt you into dating him simply because you are friends has the mental affliction known as nice guy syndrome.

"Hey Pam, do you want to date me?"

"Sorry Bill, you're a good guy, but I'm not interested like that."

"You're such a bitch! You won't date me because I've been a good person to you."

"I think you have a case of nice guy syndrome."

by frogbreathesdownyourthroat September 1, 2013

He's a nice guy

You really don't have anything to say about him.

Bob: How do you like your roommate?
John: I mean... he's a nice guy..

by yayayaytomm February 4, 2010

Nice guy act

When a guy who is a douchebag to everyone turns into a nice guy around parents, teachers, or people of authority.

I can't believe she likes him! He is such a jerk! He is totally pulling the nice guy act on her.

He always gets his homework done and his nice to the teacher, but we all know that he is a dick and its just the nice guy act.

by Catlover2312 October 10, 2014

Nice shit

When you have something everyone wants to brag about

John you have a bunch of nice shit in your crib.

by Shithouse man November 4, 2018