Aaron Newman

A child who uses fat to crush his opponents

Aaron Newman crushes Jake’s chair due to his weight

by Monkey crusher February 8, 2024

Newmanned

Getting absolutely off your face drunk to the point you get carried away in an ambulance.

Last night was crazy! I heard you got Newmanned!

by Lengaf April 22, 2023

Super Awesome Tate Andy Newman

The antichrist and bringer of fear. He is secretly Satan and will steal your kneecaps.

Hey, did you vote for Super Awesome Tate Andy Newman for prom king?

by MangoPineapple May 2, 2023

isaac newman

SEXY BEAST WHO IS STRAIGHT FIRE!!!! AND CLUTCH SIX SIEGE ALL DAYYY!!!!

Wow he's a real smerknnuglet Isaac Newman

by Likdk July 13, 2017

Newmaning

Pretending your a fan of a team after they win the championship when in reality you’re only a hater of said teams rival.

Look at that guy over there newmaning over the Red Sox winning the chip; I could’ve sworn he a Mets fan just last week!

by Wobet Mit October 29, 2018

Newmaning

Pretending you’re a fan of a team after they win a championship, when in reality you’re just a hater of said teams rival.

Look at that guy over the newmaning with that bottle of Don Perignon and Red Sox hat on, wasn’t he a Mets fan just last week?!

by Wobet Mit October 29, 2018

The Newman

When you shave your pubes in the shape of a mustache and a girl gives you a blow job. You get a blow job and she gets a mustache ride. Inspired by the baddest ass in America.

Dude, I trimmed my pubes into the Newman. Gave my chick the best mustache ride of her life.

by Rex Butts August 8, 2018