Normie Net

The side of the internet used by normies. Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, basically anywhere you don't see anime, porn, and/or drug marketplaces.

Me, an internet aficionado: Do people use "xpost r/whatever on the Normie Net?"
Normie: what? I don't know what that means
Me: I'll take that as a no

by hey-zeus christo September 22, 2017

Tessa Netting

A Youtuber/Actress/Singer/Dancer/Former Ballet Girl in Billy Elliot on Broadway. She's amazing. Her fandom is fun to be a part of, considering she actually COMMUNICATES with her fans and she is a fangirl herself.

Me- Have you heard of Tessa Netting?
Person- No.
Me- YOU HAVEN'T LIVED!

by jbpink6 June 27, 2013

Brooklyn Nets

New York's newest basketball team, originally from New Jersey, moved to New York, then back to New Jersey, and then back to New York!

The Brooklyn Nets are Brooklyn's first team since the Dodgers letft in 1957. Watch out New York Knicks, you've now got competition!

by AColtsFan February 26, 2013

net lag

A feeling like jetlag that happens after you use your computer after sunset and the bright backlight tricks your body into thinking it's still daytime.

(For details, google "photoentrainment".)

I was online until midnight last night, and now I feel like I'm still on Tokyo time. Net lag sucks.

by Tom Cohen November 30, 2009

net compliments

Commendation or flattery aimed at an individual who is accomplished, keen, and resourceful with regard to internet related tasks...

"I'm just Joe Schmo, but her constant net compliments make me feel perpetual."

by Naaadz December 3, 2005

net tap

A tap out of which the "Net" is poured.

"We have a new hire starting on Monday. He's going to need, in the very least, a net tap."

by polepot January 6, 2009

Net Blindness

In sports, the ability only to see the other players on the field/ice, and not the net into which you are supposed to attempt to score eventhough you have a decent shot available to you.

"God damnit!, Tim Connoly's got another bout of net blindness. He tried that impossible pass instead of shooting the fucking puck!"

by EricGCharlotte February 21, 2008