nerf

The act of cumming up your partner's nostrils after anal copulation. Term derives from the sound one makes after breathing in the cum
(Example) - 'breathes in',"NERF! SHNARF! COUGH! COUGH!

"So I was with this chick and she thought I was gonna cum on her face, but I totally nerfed her and she gagged..It was sweet."

by PEERC February 26, 2010

nerf

Comes from star wars, "nerf-herder" meaning some one that cleans S***, often adopted in MMORPGS for things being made worse

"they nerfed my powers"

by Alucart July 29, 2004

Nerf Gunned

When you turn and begin jacking off in secret from your friend, then turn just before climaxing, yell surprise, and shoot your load into his/her mouth.

Josh: Hey do you remember that time I surprise shot my cum into your mouth?
James: Yeah you Nerf Gunned me hard.

by Paikun May 15, 2016

nerf hearder

someone who is a stupid retarded dickhead

tony blair is such a nerf hearder

by ben curry September 24, 2003

NERF

NERF. A noun, verb, direct object, indirect object, adjective, and preposition. It is the greatest creation known to man. Also, it has become a very popular word to use to describe someone or something. It is a creation from God himself. Also the original name for the Sasquatch.

"Dude throw me the NERF!"

"BRO, that party was so NERF last night."
"I know brah, i NERFed it up so much."

"My friend Brendan is the NERFest guy in the WORLD."
"I know he's so hot."

"NOL!" (NERF out loud)

by [bisthebomb] April 7, 2009

Nerf

A kid who is slow, and narrow-minded. Someone who doesn't think twice about what he does, and pays a tall price for being such an idiot. Similar to a 'douche' or 'tool.'

Guy 1- 'Dude guess what.'
Guy 2- 'What?'
Guy 1- 'Sean Grogan went to school even though no one else went.'
Guy 2- 'OH MY GOD WHAT A NERF!'

by adawk January 17, 2008

Fuzzle Nerf

To have a squishy toy that you like to squeeze, preferably girl playing with a boys squishy toy...

I love your fuzzle nerf hair.
Lets play with your fuzzle nerf and have some fun.

by Noelle October 23, 2003