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el mattador

When you've done a great piece of work that astounds everyone and they think it's the best work anyone ever did - that's known as pulling an El Mattador. It's a phrase synonymous with awesome work - particularly in the field of digital communcations.
Wow - that project was all done on time, saved us gazzillions of pounds and has saved the lives of everyone on the planet - nice one El Mattador
by El Mattador July 24, 2015
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mattafix

stoned jamaican dude1: dont worry i got the weed..
stoned jamaican dude2: ahh mattafix
by how bowt no0o0o0o February 7, 2006
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Mattari

Mattari (Mah-Tah-Ree)is slang Japanese used when telling someone to calm down. To pronounce it properly, stretch out the second 'a'.
No.1-"HOLY FLYING ONIGIRI BALLS, Someone just ripped out my genitals!!! "
Stealing the peach
No.2-(obviously not paying attention)"Mattari, we'll just get you some new ones"
by Sairisu September 1, 2008
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mattaface

White idiots that go around trying to act "ghetto"
Yo Nigg! Dat mattaface is wack!
by ghetto fab May 8, 2003
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Matta

Unit measuring the tightness of a vagina. The matta is a torque rating based on Newtons per metre squared of pressure uniformly exerted on any object being pushed between the labia.

Tightness ranges between -5 and +10, with 0 having been normalised by the authors at 0 for most girls. -5 is frankly paedophillic and anything +5 is reserved for anything that has given birth and torn their organs open.

The optimum tightness is approximately -2 Mattas.
"yeah bruv, she was so tight, I swear down she was -2 mattas or some shit. I was splurting in like 20 seconds"

"You'll get over it mate, plenty more fish in the sea. I know she was tighter than a jew but you have to put mind over Matta"

"Ciao Luigi..... What's the Matta?!"
"Why it is 3 units of Matta Professor Rossi."
by Muzal May 20, 2007
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Rohit Raj Mittal

The national anthem of yeetalia
Everyone screams his name when they’re happy
by A rohit raj mittal fan August 12, 2019
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Mattao

When Matthew went to Italy, he was confused when the people called him Mattao.
by Swettpants February 23, 2009
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