Reverse Musket

A Reverse Musket is the act of removing an object that is stuck by getting another object stuck in the same manner and compacting both objects by force and is typically referred to when unclogging a toilet by re-clogging with a secondary object and plunging vigorously until a fountain of water is formed.

Jerry, "We've got a water leak somewhere. Must be a burst pipe."

Tom, "Nah... The upstairs neighbors pulled off a Reverse Musket last night."

by itsmy1stsmokebreak April 7, 2019

nut musket

Penis

She took a shot to the face from my nut musket.

by jcstreetz April 4, 2016

The three musketeers

The best name for a friendship group of 3. Crackheads only.

Person1: Hey what do we name our groupchat ?
Person2: We need something to do with the number 3
Person: The three musketeers.

by whatareyouatoad? May 19, 2020

Musket State

A state with highly restrictive gun control laws where, pretty much, the only firearm a law abiding citizen can own is a musket. This is in contrast to police, criminals, and terrorists who can possess whatever firearms they want.

You have to have a permit to even own a firearm even though the 2nd Amendment allows it. Assault rifles are off limits. You have to have a separate permit signed by the President of the United States to carry a firearm concealed. You can only carry seven rounds loaded in the weapon and cannot have a magazine exceeding ten rounds in capacity. You are better off just carrying a musket. You Sir, live in a Musket State!

by Bob D. Bomb March 30, 2015

The slippery Musketeers

A variation of the classic "slippery wizard" but this one requires 3 friends preferably people you know but if not a random can be substituted for a friend.

friend number 1 attracts female (this is usually best looking one out of group best chance of success dont worry everyone gets a turn) When back at hideout friend number 1 starts to stick the female with his pork "sword" and with a wip of his whip the woman is distracted as your friend takes over after swinging in and uses his sword once he has done same the last musketeer joins in , upon finishing the woman turns round to find out nothing because remeber you have a mask on!

Then you all make haste on the 86bus back home !

The slippery Musketeers :P

by Gazz445 September 2, 2010

Loading the Musket

The act of female mastubation.

When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"

Greg: damn I looked through Dave's moms window last night and she was Loading the Musket.

by TFAssassin November 25, 2020

loading the musket

Another name for Kids in Sandbox, the sexual practice of ramming a foreign object into a man's penis for sexual pleasure. Named so for the way a musket is loaded by ramming the shot and gunpowder down the barrel, before rifles and magazines came into play.

"Even thinking of that video of the chick loading the musket makes my penis sad."

by Bobble April 4, 2006