Merple

The colour your helmet goes after a good bating session.

Bird: Dude, your knob looks fucked

Bloke: I know, I bashed it till it went Merple...

Bird: Merple WTF>>?

by psud00 January 7, 2010

Murphed

1. To be stricken with an exceptionally potent case of Murphy's Law

2. To be repeatedly stricken with cases of Murphy's Law, of any severity

Man, I got murphed hard when I bent over to tie my shoe, and accidentally farted just as a hot girl walked by, and fell face-forward in front of a speeding Vespa!

by SunshineAndPudding May 30, 2011

Murphed

The act of or getting murdered.

Wat it dookie my ninja?!?yall see that suckel at da club get murphed da fuck out?

by in4red September 27, 2006

murgle

The sound or act of a phlegm filled cat purring.

His stomache flipped over as he listened to the sound of his sick cat murgle from beneath the desk.

by Simon Morgan June 10, 2004

Mumple Frumps

Balls so hairy that they are not visible to the naked eye.

Holy crap! My dads got mumple frumps!

by MacW October 22, 2003

murphed

A term used during a hand in the card game Texas Hold'em when you currently appear to be ahead in the game, and when the last card is turned and your opponent went from having virtually no hand, to the winning hand. You had just gotten murphed

OMFG MAN!!!! Your 2 pairs just got beat by the river card. It gave your opponent a straight!!! YOU GOT MURPHED!!!!!!!!!!!

by murphdiggity February 3, 2010

murph, murphed, murphing

to stand some one up, miss an appointment, not show, leave em hangin

He was supposed to meet us at the bar but we got murphed.

by V. Abeyta April 17, 2003