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murphs law

The Law that states Murph is the baddest middle aged baller in the land. No one hunts down tackles like Murph. No one posts to the ‘gram and Twitter like Murph. No one honks it louder than Murph. It’s Murph’s world, we just live here.
He be ballin, yo. Damn straight, it’s Murph. You kno he be ballin, been dat way since the eighth grade. It’s Murphs Law, he got the drip too.
by EagleEyed April 26, 2021
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The murph Card

To use the murph Card is too is to use the name of an ugly kid we know .. he is but ugly and has a afro.
If someone slegs you and u say "u look like murph" u would be doing that
"HAHAHAH URE GAY MATE "
" you look like murph"
" I CANT BELIEVE U PLAYED THE MURPH CARD"
*Cries in coner
by Gerard Lavery March 18, 2008
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ant murph

a sick fucking kid from nogzy
lad tha ant murph is gang
by L11 nog December 13, 2022
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Murph

a cringe and very low tempered raptors fan
"yo bro you acting like murph"
by Polish_Jerry April 14, 2022
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murph

it is what a popular youtube video, know as " seal saying egg ( captioned ) " has in it
egg, fish, lick, murph, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by yeetith and yeet September 21, 2020
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Murph

Murph- A stupid person who cannot read
Wow your a Murph
by yayayayayayyayayayayayyaa July 11, 2022
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Murphed

The act of trying your hardest yet, still managing to “fumble the bag” or catch a major “L” when the team/squad is relying on you.
He just couldn’t land his shots, he murphed our chance at winning first place!
by Left testiiiii January 28, 2024
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