moronitics

Moronitics - what idiot politicians practice.

“In developments on Capitol Hill, moronitics are still trying to take down democracy.”

by Reretorter September 13, 2023

Mormontastic

A mix of the word mormon and fantastic, used to express joy when talking about the LDS church

Oh my god, malachi 3:1 is such a mormontastic verse!

by LatterDaySaint December 30, 2024

Moronity

The act of stupidity, primarily by an individual named Darcy.

Darcy your moronity never ceases to amaze me.

by Biowarrior May 31, 2025

Sad Mormons

A game in which you have a threesome with two mormons of the opposite sex who are both sad and depressed, so you use their tears as lube on your peen.

Person 1: Ayo you see those two girls I think they’re Mormons
Person 2: Yeah I played a game of sad Mormons with them
Person 1: Dude that’s fuckin gnarly

by lolninjahasligma July 28, 2018

Jewish Mormons

a Jewish family with 4 or more kids

The Goldberg’s are Jewish Mormons.

by trehouselighter420 December 25, 2022

Piers-Morganistic

An obnoxious, smug, self-superior and pseudo-intellectual manner of speaking, presenting/providing information, presenting oneself in a discussion or debate that is unhelpful, annoying and often operating on false information with the glib and narcissistic presupposition that one is already correct.

Discovered in the morally questionable journalism, methods of discussion/debate, pedantic and childish mentality of British journalist/talk show-host Piers Morgan

"You can't just Piers-Morganistically declare that to be the case without facts or evidence."

"The way that guy talks is so Piers-Morganistic, it's unbearable."

"Harassing a woman in her hospital bed to get a scoop for a newspaper is rather Piers-Morganistic.

by Swilly Giggins May 2, 2024