Moop

A jelly-like glue substance, silver and purple in color

Could you please pass the moop so that I can finish my scrapbook?

by Elizabeth Wolf March 2, 2004

Moop Things

slang for gay femboy furry sex

,afk Moop things

by AngeryCat September 8, 2021

"The Card Says Moops" Maneuver

A form of logically fallacious reasoning that involves winning an argument by taking a contrarian position that is left just vague enough to where they win the argument regardless of which side comes out on top.

Named after the famous scene from the Seinfeld episode "The Bubble Boy."

There's a certain beat-you-at-your-own-gameiness to "The Card Says Moops" Maneuver. "Safe spaces are bullshit, but if you get one I get one, too." "There's no such thing as systemic oppression, but if there were, I'd be oppressed." It's dismissing the rhetoric of social justice while also trying to use it against you. Claiming "the card says 'Moops'" does not so much mean "I believe the people who invaded Spain in the 8th century were literally called 'The Moops'," but rather "you can't prove I don't believe it." Not a statement of sincere belief; simply moving a piece across the board. All in the game, yo.
-- Innuendo Studios, "The Alt-Right Playbook: The Card Says Moops"

by The Logical Fallacy February 3, 2019

Moop

A person that has sex with dead people.

eww.. she's a moop.

by Roman Anders November 24, 2011

Moop

An offensive slur for Mormons.

I just got back from Utah after getting chased out by a bunch of moops

by Moreguard January 7, 2022

Moop

A derpy or uncool loser that is usually very unattractive.

The junior high is filled with moops.

by Bananarama R. April 9, 2015

Moop

A slang term for a footjob, followed by kisses to the penis.

Xavier: Are your feet flexible? And are your lips soft?

Cherry: Why, yes. Gymnastics was my thing a few years ago, so they had to be flexible. I use lip balm, so my lips are pretty soft...

Xavier: Perfect. You. Moop. Now.

by Cherry McGhetto May 17, 2012