sex mustache

If sex hair means what a girl's hair looks like after sex then sex mustache is what a mustache looks like after sex.

To a guy with a messy mustache: "Dude you have wicked sex mustache going on right now."

A mustache, post mustache ride.

by Emma Mara November 20, 2013

red milk mustache

Its what you get when eat a girl out on her period

guy1, i ate this girl out and she gave me a red milk mustache !
guy2, she must have been on her period.

by rev_b April 9, 2009

Detroit Mustache

When a man takes a steaming dump, and smears it on his woman's upper lip (like a mustache). The man then smashes his pubes into her face, leaving loose hair in the fresh fecal matter.

My girl and I were watching Top Gun the other night and I Detroit Mustached her face like Goose.

by Hunnicut1986 July 26, 2011

High School mustache

Adj. 1. The mustache that appears usually on young men when starting to go through puberty. 2. Very thin mustache with thin fine hairs 3. Usually found on pale zit faced nerds, rednecks and Mexicans.

"The guy is 28 and only needs to shave once a month. At best he can get a high school mustache.

by Caz July 16, 2004

molestache

A group of thin, wispy hairs located on the upper lip that the wearer believes constitutes facial hair. Much like he believes her thin, wispy cries constitute consent.

Hey, nice molestache...wait, what are you doing? Don't touch me, just--no! Oh, God! Help! Please, someone! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

by mart1779 February 11, 2009

Moustachette

The hair that sits on top of the lip of a 16 year old boy, whom, wears it with pride thinking that he is at last, truly, a man.

Oh my sweet moustachette; one day, people will realise the true value of you

by Tom Selleck. January 22, 2011

Chapstick Moustache

A moustache resulting from putting on too much chapstick and pressing one's lips together. The chapstick user often does not notice its presence but is quickly brought back down to earth by a peer.

Hayley: Hey Marc...So I was thinking maybe you and I should...

Marc: Uhh...You have a chapstick moustache!

Hayley: Shoot! (wipe)

by rock-cupid October 11, 2010