monophonix

incoherent jibberish muttered to oneself while walking down a street

"look at that homeless man, his monophonix is scaring the newly wed outside of that church"

by billy polygram October 11, 2003

monogoweinous

The love of and dedication to only one man's dick.

"Damn, I wish she'd let me take a turn at pleasing that ass."
"Nah man, you ain't gettin nowhere with that. She's monogoweinous."

by Shannon Clinton April 21, 2008

monologue friend

noun. a friend who will call a good listener and speak non-stop, whether or not the callee can get a word in edgewise.

My monologue friend called last night. My monologue friend talked for an hour and a half. My monologue friend didn't even notice when I stopped talking; it didn't phase her/him. Monologue friends will keep on talking.

by creatiffany February 12, 2010

monomoob

The result of an obese man's moobs merging into a single roll of fat that often completely encircles the upper torso.

Jeff had become so overweight that his moobs had morphed into a single monomoob.

by Sir Garence October 22, 2010

Monopoly nazi

Some one who is just to damn good at monopoly.

God, my dad is such monopoly nazi.

by XxomarnewmanxX March 1, 2018

Monopod

A single-legged support used to steady a camera or fishing rod.

One notable monopod is the selfie stick. I wouldn't mind it so much if the name didn't sound so ridiculous.

by CelticEagle February 18, 2019

Monocord

A place that hates the DR character Rantaro Amami, for unknown reasons.

Hey, you're a Monocord? Fuck you. Bitch.

by twinks die lol December 19, 2020