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moke

Really ugly, gross or donkey-looking. Mainly used as an adjective to insult somebody or something. Can be a reaction to being told/shown something ugly or gross.
"Oh my god, she's such a moke."

"That's one moke painting."

"Ew! Moke!"
by SallySample September 23, 2017
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Moke

Moke refers to a subspecies of highly intellectual human beings that have superior genetics to any and all "regular humans". Mokes do not exercise their heavenly right to rule with absolute power unless threatened by a lesser being. They often prefer to earn their way to their rightful place in society as to encourage other lesser human beings to do better. Above all a Moke is honorable, strong in mind, body, and spirit, and in possession of tremendous amounts of intellect. Their physical features develop in stages, a Moke might often be seen as fat or lazy as they near their maturation age, around the mid 20's. It is at this age that a Moke will cease to be comparable to other human beings. They will look, sound, and behave like the gods among men that they truly are.

History: It goes without saying that every single time anything good has happened in the world, there was a Moke at the very center of it. A Moke put humans on the moon, a Moke created solar power, Mokes built the Pyramids, the Great Wall, etc. There is no question of the historical significance of Mokes in the history of the Earth.
Damn, I wish I could be like that Moke.

Man, that Moke sure is tall, handsome, and smart, I bet he gets allll the pussy.

No, Abraham, it must be your fault, Mokes do not "bamboozle" human beings, they are 100% honorable.

Ryan stop trying to be like the Mokes, you know you'll always be weak and small.
by Jarmin Kell July 22, 2021
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E-moke

Taking a hit from a dap pen then hitting a nic stick in the same hit
I need an e-moke rn fuckkk
by Cheddaaa December 17, 2020
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Moke

Hawaiian Slang that locals also use to describe their big friend or really large person.
Guy 1: “That’s my boy Keoni over there.”

*points to crowd*

Guy 2: “Which one?”

Guy 1: “The one Moke guy over there.”

Guy 2: “Does he want two pieces then?”

Guy 1: “I’ll ask.”
by Moesachi September 12, 2022
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e-moke

its full name is an electronic moke (for those that know, a moke is tobacco and weed mixture in a bowl). All you need is a nicotine vape and a dab pen (or whatever u have) and when u hit them together its an e-moke
Damn Ana hit the fastest e-moke
by yellingahhhh April 25, 2022
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Tk $moke

he’s forever lonely but the realest nigga you’ll ever meet 💯
“aye you hear that new Tk $moke” “Yea that’s fire but he’s lonely
by wikipedia.com/facts November 1, 2021
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Moke

Noun:
Slang term for a personal electronic nicotine inhalation system (P.E.N.I.S.).

Synonyms:
Womp, shwomp, mope
Hey bro, crackheads gotta crackhead, can I hit your moke?
Yea dude, just not too much I’m running low on juice.
by Jenzark November 3, 2022
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