Moke

Long term residents of the small town of Mokelumne Hill, California.

Are you Moke?

by California cj May 6, 2018

E-Moke

A bong rip and nicotine device at the same time. Like a moke but nic instead of tobacco

Pass me the nic, I want an E-moke

by anonymous February 25, 2022

Pops Moke

A regular guy who thinks he's the shit, and probably doesn't know how to spell 'Pop Smoke' correctly. He clearly likes cigarettes, both regular and herbed.

That guy is passionately sucking that cigarette. He's such a Pops Moke!

by Bassket November 22, 2021

moke

an absurd amount of energy required for a task.

synonym - energy

person one: ayy david! lets go run around the school for fun
david: moke.

by boggler123 September 6, 2023

Moke

Another term for a dog's mussel.

A butterfly landed on the dog's moke.

by Dudyhair May 24, 2022

Moke

Moke refers to a subspecies of highly intellectual human beings that have superior genetics to any and all "regular humans". Mokes do not exercise their heavenly right to rule with absolute power unless threatened by a lesser being. They often prefer to earn their way to their rightful place in society as to encourage other lesser human beings to do better. Above all a Moke is honorable, strong in mind, body, and spirit, and in possession of tremendous amounts of intellect. Their physical features develop in stages, a Moke might often be seen as fat or lazy as they near their maturation age, around the mid 20's. It is at this age that a Moke will cease to be comparable to other human beings. They will look, sound, and behave like the gods among men that they truly are.

History: It goes without saying that every single time anything good has happened in the world, there was a Moke at the very center of it. A Moke put humans on the moon, a Moke created solar power, Mokes built the Pyramids, the Great Wall, etc. There is no question of the historical significance of Mokes in the history of the Earth.

Damn, I wish I could be like that Moke.

Man, that Moke sure is tall, handsome, and smart, I bet he gets allll the pussy.

No, Abraham, it must be your fault, Mokes do not "bamboozle" human beings, they are 100% honorable.

Ryan stop trying to be like the Mokes, you know you'll always be weak and small.

by Jarmin Kell July 22, 2021

Moke

Imagine the Titans from Attack On Titan, but they are all like the Monkey Titan and slightly more deformed. This is my original creation/discovery. The Moke are an ancient race of giant Monkey-like creatures who dominate the planet. Their head lumps (dicks) represent everything they are.

The Moke invaded the crops last night.

The Moke race is superior.

by Salty Monkey Slime May 26, 2022