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Moke

Moke refers to a subspecies of highly intellectual human beings that have superior genetics to any and all "regular humans". Mokes do not exercise their heavenly right to rule with absolute power unless threatened by a lesser being. They often prefer to earn their way to their rightful place in society as to encourage other lesser human beings to do better. Above all a Moke is honorable, strong in mind, body, and spirit, and in possession of tremendous amounts of intellect. Their physical features develop in stages, a Moke might often be seen as fat or lazy as they near their maturation age, around the mid 20's. It is at this age that a Moke will cease to be comparable to other human beings. They will look, sound, and behave like the gods among men that they truly are.

History: It goes without saying that every single time anything good has happened in the world, there was a Moke at the very center of it. A Moke put humans on the moon, a Moke created solar power, Mokes built the Pyramids, the Great Wall, etc. There is no question of the historical significance of Mokes in the history of the Earth.
Damn, I wish I could be like that Moke.

Man, that Moke sure is tall, handsome, and smart, I bet he gets allll the pussy.

No, Abraham, it must be your fault, Mokes do not "bamboozle" human beings, they are 100% honorable.

Ryan stop trying to be like the Mokes, you know you'll always be weak and small.
by Jarmin Kell July 22, 2021
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Tk $moke

he’s forever lonely but the realest nigga you’ll ever meet 💯
“aye you hear that new Tk $moke” “Yea that’s fire but he’s lonely
by wikipedia.com/facts November 1, 2021
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Moke

by Terra Del Capo February 23, 2025
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moke him bing

When the most uncoordinated person of the group, usually ginger with an athletic build, is encouraged to shadow box, usually a dangling rope.
The boys gathered around chanting "moke him bing" as he showed of his boxing skills, throwing outlandish haymakers and the swinging rope.
by Sladayious February 24, 2019
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moke

The combination of pouch tobacco and cannabis placed in a bowl together and smoked through a bong in order to produce an instantaneous, frightening, and euphoric head rush.
Ya, we just moked at the chum bucket pretty much all day, again...
I had to vomit after my moke this morning, I couldn't handle the tea before 9am.
Moking to chance the rapper, is unreal.
by ian markham December 17, 2016
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Moke

Long term residents of the small town of Mokelumne Hill, California.
Are you Moke?
by California cj May 6, 2018
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Mokeing

The act of farting in a jar and using sed jar as a bong.
Man I have these pickled egg farts cant wait to do some mokeing and get absolutley faded.
by Himothy but not himothy March 12, 2024
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