monotard

Derogatory term for an individual of such uni-dimensional nature that they are unable to express anything other than a vague sense of satisfaction at all times. May claim to be 'happy', but will actually be unaware of what this emotion constitutes. Liable to be immensely repressed, and may well become alcoholic and/or psychotic in time.

Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.

Them: "Jack Johnson's music is awesome, its so chillaxed."
You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"
Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."
You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."
Them: "I love lamp".

by Murray G April 14, 2008

Molotov cocktail

a crude bomb made of a glass bottle filled with a mixture of flammable liquids and a piece of cloth for the wick (name satirically by Finnish to repel the soviet invasion during the year of 1940)

Among the other weapons use in Resident Evil 0, are the hunting gun and Molotov cocktail.

by Light Joker April 9, 2006

Mobsternews

A pedantic, overly dramatic, and exceedingly jealous hermaphrodite who spends the majority of his time trying to earn the admiration of people in an iPhone game who he will never actually meet in real life. When he is not assuming the persona of a female, he can be found conjuring lies about the few people in aforementioned game with a scrap of moral integrity.

OMG! Did you see what Mobsternews wrote yesterday? I can't believe he would say that about that child with Leukemia...

by iMobsters January 25, 2011

Mexican Molotov

Whilst having sex, Stick a Burrito of choice into your partner's orifice. After this has been done, douse the protruding end with gasolina, then set it on fire. Then, Begin smashing the Burrito with a baseball bat, much like you would with a pinata. Thus spreading the fire everywhere.

Marcos: Eh Holmes, You do larissa last night?
Jorge: Yeah joto, I gave her that Mexican Molotov

by gerald the duck February 6, 2009

Monotang

A single purpose folder little kiddies buy when they are going back to school. Not to be confused with a duotang because the monotang only serves one purpose; to hold paper.

A monotang is a ghetto ass folder used for holding paper, nothing else.

by EVX180 September 25, 2009

Monotonesia

Forgetting you've done something because you do it over and over again routinely. This happens because your brain tends to filter things out after repetitive action. This is why you don't remember every time you blink or find random little chores mysteriously done.

Dude: Wait a minute bro, did I just feed my dog or not?

Bro: Dude, you must have Monotonesia because you just did ten minutes ago.

by Dr Face Doctor August 12, 2010

monothread

A person that is not capable of multitasking. i.e. men in general

Diana: Tomtom, why are you not answering me? I am talking to you!
Tomtom: humm. errr. hummm. gimme a sec. (after 5 seconds). sorry, I was replying a MSN chat. You know. I can't handle talk and type same time.
Diana: Tomtom Monothread! Monothreeeaad.

by tomtomt2 September 13, 2010