by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
Get the Mission A-Corn-Plished Burger mug.Missionary position sex on the floor, normally a rug, where the partners migrate a great distance during copulation.
If the carpet isn't nice, or the sex is just done wrong, this can be rough on the knees and back!
If the carpet isn't nice, or the sex is just done wrong, this can be rough on the knees and back!
Petrovitch: Hey, have you heard anything about the date with Candy from our buddy, Assad?
Sonia : I guess it went well... well, kind of, they did a Persian Missionary house tour, so not sure it they are going to go out again. He said, they started missionary on the living room floor and ended up in the dining room after going through the family room and down a connecting hallway, past the kitchen... there may or may not have been a stair case too, just missionary the whole way!
Petrovitch: Wow, bet that hurt! When is he going to learn that missionary is just jerking off on all fours?!
Sonia : Yeah, right, I wouldn’t call him again; he cut his knees up so bad and hasn't been able to walk right all week!
Petrovitch: Well, to be positive, it's better, for the floors, than a dust mop! Can't wait to see infomercials for Persian Missionary mops on late night!
Sonia : I guess it went well... well, kind of, they did a Persian Missionary house tour, so not sure it they are going to go out again. He said, they started missionary on the living room floor and ended up in the dining room after going through the family room and down a connecting hallway, past the kitchen... there may or may not have been a stair case too, just missionary the whole way!
Petrovitch: Wow, bet that hurt! When is he going to learn that missionary is just jerking off on all fours?!
Sonia : Yeah, right, I wouldn’t call him again; he cut his knees up so bad and hasn't been able to walk right all week!
Petrovitch: Well, to be positive, it's better, for the floors, than a dust mop! Can't wait to see infomercials for Persian Missionary mops on late night!
by Sputnik.beep.beep May 10, 2011
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A very arduous task. A job that is very strenuous, and takes a long time to complete or even to attempt.
by NZAzN K' October 19, 2003
Get the mission mug.A public school in Overland Park, KS.
Mascot: Raiders
Student Body: Primarily preppy, slutty, judgmental assholes. The guys are too sports obsessed and only focus on getting some surely STD infested ass.
The girls are pig-nosed, fake bake bitches, whose primary food source comes from inside the pants of the guy population.
Somewhere, lost amongst the crowd, are the few that are just trying to get by, and the only people actually worth talking to.
Mascot: Raiders
Student Body: Primarily preppy, slutty, judgmental assholes. The guys are too sports obsessed and only focus on getting some surely STD infested ass.
The girls are pig-nosed, fake bake bitches, whose primary food source comes from inside the pants of the guy population.
Somewhere, lost amongst the crowd, are the few that are just trying to get by, and the only people actually worth talking to.
With such a diverse student body, you'd think that Shawnee Mission South would be filled with more accepting people. Not so, most of them are assholes.
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