"Do you not have any mayonaise?"
"Nope, I am pretty Miracle Whipped."
"Can't blame you, Miracle Whip is superior in everyway to regular mayo."
"Nope, I am pretty Miracle Whipped."
"Can't blame you, Miracle Whip is superior in everyway to regular mayo."
by Death Threat Puppy April 28, 2010
Get the Miracle Whippedmug. When purchasing marijuana, you receive much more weed than you paid for. Maybe the dealer was being nice in hooking you up, the scale was broke, or he is just an idiot. Nonetheless, you still receive much more marijuana than you expected or bought.
Brosky #1- Yesterday, I went to pick up a dub, but my dealer gave me like three grams by mistake.
Brosky #2- That's a miracle sack fo sho.
Brosky #2- That's a miracle sack fo sho.
by Col. Sandersen August 14, 2008
Get the Miracle Sackmug. by isochronismisms! June 18, 2009
Get the Miracle Whipmug. by RcChuck September 13, 2013
Get the miracle ticketmug. A man-made disaster, typically a fire, inflicted upon a small business by the business's owner of Jewish heritage; typically occurs when said business is failing or owner is in debt.
Friend 1: Did you hear about Goldstein's Pharmacy?
Friend 2: Yeah, it burned down a few nights ago, right?
Friend 1: Yep. Word on the street is that the insurance company is gonna rule accidental, but my money's on a Hebrew Miracle.
Friend 2: Yeah, it burned down a few nights ago, right?
Friend 1: Yep. Word on the street is that the insurance company is gonna rule accidental, but my money's on a Hebrew Miracle.
by LaughFactory07 January 30, 2017
Get the Hebrew Miraclemug. by OSWALD MCGEE March 31, 2021
Get the Mitesh Miraclemug. mir-uh-kuhl buhb-uhl
–noun
1. a nearly spherical body of gas contained in a liquid, in this case semen, cum, jizz, etc. e.g. a cum bubble, that isn't touching any part of the body but instead is floating down before it pops. An almost impossible feat, hence called, a miracle bubble
–noun
1. a nearly spherical body of gas contained in a liquid, in this case semen, cum, jizz, etc. e.g. a cum bubble, that isn't touching any part of the body but instead is floating down before it pops. An almost impossible feat, hence called, a miracle bubble
Dude so this girl was blowing me right? But she messed up when i came and blew this miracle bubble when she was choking.
by The Humanitarian December 5, 2009
Get the Miracle Bubblemug.