Minty-proof 

Something so simple that even a child can understand.

Bob: This manual is so Minty-proof.
John: I know, right? Even my kid can understand it.

Minty-proof by posu May 30, 2011

minty titty 

Smearing tooth paste on the nipples to create a euphoric high. Also known as "paste-ing."

Jenny was so messed up from her minty titty.

minty titty by Quinston P. L. October 17, 2012

Minty Juney 

A creamy, minty drink made by June Drabble around St. Patrick's Day. Its almost the same as a Rocky Ralph but with crushed mint leaves on top. Its one of the most delicious things you could ever drink. So if you want a good Irish drink that will make your sweetie go looney, get yourself a Minty Juney! And remember, June Drabble said so!

June: Hey Beatrice, you want a Minty Juney?

Beatrice: Sure! I've never had one. What is it?

June: Its a great drink I make around St. Patrick's Day. Mint chocolate chip ice cream, Bailey's Irish Cream, and crushed mint leaves. (June makes one)

Beatrice: Wow! This is soo creamy! I'm gonna have to make it for the other guys.

June: Sure, it'll make you think you hung the moon.

Beatrice: Here you go, sweetie. This is to us! The Minty Juney rules! (they clink their glasses) Slainta!

Minty Juney by Dusty's Baby Powder November 2, 2012

minty-est 

This word defines a person as someone who is superior to everyone else. They're so unreal you can't even get on their level!

Jake and Nat are two of the minty-est kids around!

minty-est by Mint Baud December 8, 2013

minty dick 

When you are sucking a dick and smoking a menthol cigarette at the same time.

I know that he has a minty dick.

minty dick by Sligoslut October 4, 2017

Minty bitch 

Four winged grasshopper with no tail. ((Aka, a total fuckin’ masterpiece!))

Look at that bro, it’s a minty bitch!!

Minty bitch by Inhumanesiren November 7, 2019

minty python 

When you use a strong mint mouthwash before giving a guy oral

"Damn, Carol gave me a minty python last night"

minty python by Knight of Nip July 9, 2020