Mineral

Substance that the body requires to function. Has recently become a meme on tumblr.

"Goats will climb almost vertically because they crave that mineral"

by icravethatmineral December 21, 2014

data miner

A person who searches in online games files to find unreleased contents before they are announced.

- Hey dude did you hear about the upcomming patch for League of Legends, they are removing Teemo from the game.

- Wow that's awesome man how did you know that?

- Some data miner datamined the files and found out about whats going to be comming and Teemo was missing.

- LOLOL GOOD I HATE TEEMO

by Teemo hater October 6, 2013

simon minter

A very famous youtube, a member of the sidemen.

Person: Oh my god! He is such a Simon Minter!

by ThatIsMyUsername19 May 17, 2016

marmite miner

someone who would partake in anal intercourse with other men, "mining for marmite" with their penis

john loves to take it up the ass, he's a marmite miner

by hacksore March 19, 2003

Mindert

Able to transform normal food into the most foul smelling shit you've ever smelled.

Don't go in there. It smells like Mindert.

by GaryDrost February 22, 2010

Minerrian

A rare endangered gamer species that loves both Minecraft and Terraria.

A minerrian goes to minecon and plays Terraria on his laptop.

by PluggedStorm July 27, 2016

Miner’s Lunch

When your girl is on all 4’s and and you finger and eat her snatch out from behind whilst mining her little brown flower deep with your nose.

I fed Roger a miner’s lunch today. It was heaven.

My nose still smells of her arse after that miner’s lunch.

Right after she works out is not the ideal time for a miner’s lunch.

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018