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Jeff Method

When a girl shows interest in you, and instead of responding you simply ignore her, and leave for another continent.
This girl I wasn't into was all over me, so I just used the Jeff Method and up and left for Europe.
by Laleph May 16, 2010
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book method

The method in which a male strategically places a textbook, workbook, or notebook in front of the crotch or pelvic region to cover an embarrasing erection or boner. Mostly used in between classes while walking in the hallways.
Mike: Chemistry was so boring man, all i thought about was fuckin' bitches.

Joe: shit dude did u get a boner?

Mike: yea, i had to use the book method after class.
by _bLinkme July 19, 2007
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penny method

Form of birth control in which it is okay to have sex as long as the woman squeezes a penny between her knees.
My parents used the penny method, I have thirteen brothers and sisters.
by ThunderMummy November 11, 2005
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Peel Method

Acquiring respect or acceptance from a group of individuals by doing as little as possible. The opposite of the traditional approach of gaining acceptance through hard work and dedication.

Contrary to the " Real Peel"!
1) I am playing ping pong instead of cleaning washrooms. I am doing the Peel Method!
2) Have you completed your station duties? Someone else can, I am doing the Peel Method!
by 9290 May 16, 2020
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Hammer Method

The Hammer Method ~ A joking method of fixing a electrical applience by hitting it with a hammer.
"Damn it, my TV isn't workign again!"
"Have you tried the Hammer Method?"
by Kmeelain September 14, 2009
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Scientific Method

person one: "hey dude I dont know how to figure out how thos works"

person two: "dude, just use the scientific method"

person one: "ah, fuck around, find out. alsomost forgot"
by Filbo Ogies September 17, 2020
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The hook method

When you put your thumb in her vagina then hook your pointer finger around in her asshole and put them together
"Hey babe lets do the hook method again"
"Okay just don't pinch so hard this time"
by Kram Mailliw June 10, 2017
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