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im sorry :/ merp :p

by jauwonk November 22, 2020

Merp

Just how I feel... It's like a sound.. Maybe.. That I just made up.. Like an un-enthused sound..

How are you feeling today?

"Merp"

by EricGder November 12, 2015

Merp

He is a cool kid goblin and he can shoot stuff with a bow

Oh shit it is Merp, let me get his autograph

by autoosticboi69 February 21, 2018

Merp

An evolved greeting deriving from a strange not-quite-meow of a kitten. Since first being introduced, "Merp" is now an acceptable word to use as much as possible, to confuse non-merpers and to connect with the crazy cat community, and is slowly being used more often in everyday life.

Can also be used as an adverb (Merpy), a noun (e.g. silly Merp!) or verb (She was Merping)

1- *walks in* "Merp!"
2- "oh, Merp!"

by AliasDictionary December 1, 2017

Merp out

Verb. When frustration boils over into an explosive, unhinged rage fit, often with flailing, yelling, or dramatic storming off. Coined in family lore for those moments when logic checks out and pure chaos moves in.

Example: "The WiFi crapped out mid-stream, and I straight-up merped out—threw my controller like it owed me money."

Alternative: "Don't merp out over spilled coffee; it's just Tuesday."

by Bmiramon September 18, 2025

Merp

An unexplainable term that is used to show intense emotional feelings of utter cuteness, happiness, and lovingness. Usually, it is only used around people you have a close emotional bond with, to share your deep devotions to the things that you love.

Ex: Gracie got so mad at me because I won't stop talking about Kang Ha Neul... but he's just so Merp!

by chadeesa October 2, 2025

Merp

Descriptive word for a male who is awkward and indecisive towards women.

Will is merp when he is talking to Bri

by sporty14 January 19, 2024