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Mermaid drugs 

Mermaid drugs are when a woman is giving you oral under water in exchange for drugs. Also called Mermaid Blowjob only difference is they're doing it for the soul purpose of drugs.
Did you see that chic, she's desperate for mermaid drugs.

mermaid stuff 

Sexual acts that do not include vaginal intercourse. Mermaids can not have vaginal intercourse, due have a fish tail below their hips.
"Im saving myself for marriage, cause I'm a good Christian, but we can do some mermaid stuff!"
mermaid stuff by Viksin April 25, 2016

Mermaid Green 

"That is a beautiful green shirt that you are wearing."... "Thank you, it's Mermaid Green".
Mermaid Green by Spartanmermaid August 14, 2017

mermaid milk 

when your special friend gives u the mermaid milk.

white liquid deprived from a hector injector
oh baby let me have your mermaid milk ;)
mermaid milk by BaTsEyHB February 19, 2018

Mermaid horsey girl 

Mermaid horsey girls are under-water horsey girls. Their horses are seahorses tho.

Mermaid Man’s Suspense 

When someone teases to say a revealing secret and decides to play it our/milk it for a very long time, just to be the most disappointing think ever in the history of man kind.
Mermaid Mans Suspense:
Omar: I like these two girls, wanna know who they are?
Gungalar Boy: Yes dude, who are they...tell us.

Omar: I don’t know, just these girls.
Gungalar The Third: WHOOO
Omar: I don’t know some chicks
.....3 & half hours later
Omar: Okay fine, I actually don’t like anyone, no one really interest me right now.
Gungalar The Great: *Pulls trigger*