like merchant

noun

to like *everything* on twitter, instagram, facebook etc.

origin - football twitter

mate, jake liked all of my tweets, he's such a like merchant

by entbaek November 28, 2016

Fool Merchant

Dishonest peddler of lies, false promises, fake goods, illegal wares

Yous a Fool Merchant

by Duc is Lord July 13, 2018

Pace merchant

when u just run and can do nothing else but run

Guy 1: yo, what's a pace merchant

guy 2: when u just run and can do nothing else but run

Guy 1: oh

😭

Guy 2: 🤣

by 69OOF420 May 18, 2022

Stephen Merchant

The Soup Deity of the Soup Cult.

Oh yeah, I forgot to sacrifice my soup to Stephen Merchant last night. Better go do it before he removes my kneecaps.

by EnderShadow10 July 19, 2020

the gaming merchant

Hewwo I hope ya weww

The gaming merchant more like the gaming jesus

by SeenDizzle April 10, 2021

Clutch merchant

1.Refers to a person who is able to effect a miraculous performance especially during a time of immediate or dire need.

2.In reference to someone with the ability to access extraordinary abilities or creativity at a very opportune moment.

3. also super substitute

Nyagayrn: hey look Portugal is losing 2-1 to Argentina in the 2022 World Cup Final..

Sickleryrn: I wouldn’t be surprised if Ronaldo scores that volley from outside the box..

Ronaldo : Penalty (90+ 4 )

Ronaldo :goal ( 90+ 8),,,,,, SIIIUUUUUU !!!!

Sickleryrn: I told you this guy is the ultimate Clutch merchant !

Nyagayrn: cr7 the goat suiii !

by _sickleryrn November 21, 2022

Nerd Merchant

Someone who is a tryhard at something. Can be used as a general insult. Derives from use by the king.

Peter: "I got 90% in that test."
File: "Oh you're such a nerd merchant"

by xKINGGDEEGx June 29, 2021