An act where-in someone deficates between someone else's exposed buttcheeks, and then forcefully closes them with the feces in-between.
"Brian tried to make my girl sit on his lap tonight. After I hit him with a warm meatloaf sandwich, he'll never want to sit down again."
by NYEXE August 16, 2011
Meatloaf: hello there liver, you are looking extra soggy today!
Liver: hello Dry meatloaf, you are rather dry today, may I please baste you!??!
Liver: hello Dry meatloaf, you are rather dry today, may I please baste you!??!
by Alli December 21, 2004
Randy wasn't happy about what his mom cooked for dinner so he said, " meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf."
by jpg3 July 7, 2011
A solo sex act in which one fills a bread tin completely to top with excrement, freezes it solid, turns it out on to a cutting board, bores a hole lengthwise, and makes sweet sweet love to the confection. Optional but recommended is ketchup-based lubricant.
"I heard Steve made an Alaskan Meatloaf last night! I've always been curious, but it sounds like a lot of cleanup."
by Tivo Del Nato January 31, 2019
by Jesus's butthole February 10, 2015
After fisting someone’s ass hole you put the ingredients to a meat loaf into their ass and mix them to bake later.
by Chase Webb October 11, 2022
When you Masturbait into meatloaf the fart in the meatloaf then top it off with pubes or hair from your ass
by Boogashay August 3, 2022