Meat

The scale by which the aptitude of a football player is measured.

That was a meaty sack.
This line is straight meat.
What a meaty block!
MEAT!

by DonJuff November 30, 2013

Meating

To be in the act of eating meat.

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Not much, just gonna be meating for dinner."

by kaithewhiteguy July 10, 2014

Meat

To be lazy, lethargic; To not be good, boring.

I'm so meat right now
This is so meat
I'm meat

by Right Hea June 09, 2008

meats

synonym for food, basically; especially that actually made of meat. Could be chicken, beef, pork, fish, squirrel, rat - whatever.

"Got some meats?" --could be heard emanating from under an overpass, near a ditch, in a corner, inside a dumpster, etc. Typically heard in or near low-income areas, certainly those bereft of the finer things in life.

"My boy wit dat broken shoppin' cart over dey - he runnin' meats n' shih, if ya gotz fiddy cent." (I.E., the man over there is selling some meats in his shopping cart.)

by Jez'reel's Turf September 06, 2007

Meat Pattie

A butchers wife.

"How did the butcher introduce his wife?" "Meat Pattie."

by manicbubble February 11, 2015

Meat Toboggan

Gripping a mans entrails like the reins of Santa's sleigh, streaking through the fresh morning snow on a trail of bile and gore, as his eyes beg the same question as the horrified children in his wake. "Why?"

I took your girl on a ride in my meat toboggan.

by Djmym August 27, 2015

meat burn

When a nasty Westlake whore in Texas gives you a sexually transmitted disease.

I got meat burn from that Westlake whore Amber!

by Pissed Schlong December 30, 2016