Bert Mccracken

Marrahs husband since,like,forever!
(No really,the used are amazing!thankyou to all of them for being so talented.Its the only one of my cds that i can listen to and genuinley feel something for!!)

'Marrah will you marry me?...
yes indeed i will!'

by Marrah-Elena January 23, 2004

McChickenChan

Basically a meme generator. Not only is it a delicious burger from McDonald's, but it's also the name of the dankest meme creator of all time. #ily

Did you see McChickenChan's latest post?
Yeah! It was super dank!

by BlindingPeak2 November 2, 2016

bert mccracken

Forget humping his leg!!! Shoot, OMG Bert I'd VIOLATE YOU! ::AAhh::I'm gunna go see him AGAIN on the 23rd of September. So hopefully I do get a chance to VIOLATE him. Girls back away... he's mine!!!!!!!!! ::WINK::

I wanna F*** Bert McCracken!

by Jennifer September 12, 2003

Dirty McCracken

An alcoholic beverage consisting of equal parts whiskey, cola, and olive juice. Popular throughout Minnesota and certain parts of California.

Courtney becomes a lot more friendly with a couple Dirty McCrackens in her.

by grayduck37 October 29, 2006

Bert McCracken

Greaseball, Antishower. His hair is so dirty its naturally dreading.

bert mccracken Smells good.

by tara2938485738919249 September 7, 2008

mccracken

an abnormally small penis.. so small as to make intercourse virtually impossible.. almost always with little or no pubic hair..

that pool was so cold it made my dick look like a mccracken..

by are-thez May 30, 2008

bert mccracken

Bert McCracken's style reminds me of At The Drive-In's music and it's great that The Used are on tour with Blink-182 because both bands kick major ass, though I would've loved to see The Used go on tour with The Deftones. Not to diss Bert or anything, but even though his vocals mesmorize me Quinn Allman is cuter.

I find myself striken with paralysis whenever I hear Bert McCracken's vocals in the song Noise and Kisses.

by Diaonna Hughes July 1, 2004