Math

During sex or your math lesson:

You add the bed,

Subtract the clothes,

Divide the legs,

And pray you don't multiply.
Dude, my girl taught me math last night.
by I just pulled a jack May 25, 2017
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Arguably the most under-appreciated art form: patterns, symmetries, shapes, formulas, rules, proofs, applications, mysteries, myths, philosophies, ahas, and the like.
If math is the language of science and technology, why is it the world’s most disliked school subject for billions of students and their parents?
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A load of pointless garbage.

A torture method.
Math
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mathe

Blake: Would you like to mathe with me
Hannah: No, I'm fine.
by Blake+Hannah February 09, 2018
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What you do if you have a Beautiful Mind
Math can damage your health
by Not-so-bo-ri-ng September 30, 2003
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The correct form of the Americanism "Math", as a contraction of mathematics (a contraction featuring at least the first and last letter of the two words). The most beautiful thing ever observed by mankind; the physics of bottle caps. I only wish the real universe was as beautiful as the Cartesian plane. People usually claim it has no use because they are too ignorant/stupid to understand it. Uses include everything not involving the study of literature. The ONLY pure science.
I love maths!

I'm sure looking forward to Mr Black's maths class

Zero point nine repeater equals one. That’s some cool maths
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by 0ero May 05, 2006
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Math

1. Another way to make us feel like total idiots.
2. A subject we all have to learn in school even though we don't need to use most of it in our life.
1.
Teacher: More math.
Students: I don't know shit..

2.

Teacher: Give me the sine and cosine and tangent of blah blah blah.
Students: WTF?!
by .unknown.unknown. February 28, 2010
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